Let it be known that today I consciously decided not to send something horrible to my loved ones.

Today they are well loved indeed.

I shudder to think how the soap dispenser might work

Makes me more upset about the fools who spend more time pulling out stacks of paper than they took to rinse their fingers just to ball it up and throw it away

Thank you Premlak

Praise Premlak that we may be dry.

So wait … what happened to Premlak when the dispenser stops dispensing any paper?

Thank you, Premlak. My dried digits bow to you and your gift.

I am envious

!twosentencehorror@sh.itjust.works