*Replaces it with wood*

🫦

You’re not helping

Me doing the same with only one box of Mac&cheese to my name

You know that’s offensive, right? 😡

Why do they not have eyes? WHY DO THEY NOT HAVE EYES

Plot twist: he needed to get salt

So real story here, the reason it took so long was that everytime somebody built a house thousands of house spiders would flock in, rendering the house unusable. Then somebody had the bright idea of building a decoy house which also become the first shed.

I don’t even need to be drunk to do that

1 newton

*whisper* you… must… find more…

Harvest everything coming in clutch!

I spent three summers at a lumber camp. The weather was always hot and humid so I decided it wouldn’t kill me to not use ear protection. Now I have tinnitus.

And kill that innocent face?? Nah I would rather die of dehydration.

Guys, don’t fall for it… Light traveling at light speed makes enough charge to create black holes… Now I need to get new batteries for my flashlight 😒

1.have wank
2.go on Lemmy
3.see omnipotent cat god disapprove of you
4.???
5.burn in cat hell

This is on boost

You meanie!!! Why would you say that 😿

Guys what does the next sentence say, I didn’t read it.