This is a goddamn masterpiece
OK folks, let’s break this one down.
Miles on average: run down (from Chief O’Brien at Work)
Smith/Rock: hit it
Capn: gotcha
Turkish olympics guy: everything cool?
Raygun: everything is not fucking cool
billionaire sub: wreck that shit
Spongebob: X minutes later
DiCaprio: cheers bro
Dune bucket: go get yer dick wet
What in the fever dream is this comic? It’s so bizarre, I’m going to need a translation for your translation.
Excellent, thank you! I connected all references except the first one (I’m not a Trekkie so maybe that’s why)
You’re not a Trekkie yet
Eventually everyone on the fediverse will be a Trekkie running Linux
Oh no, I started watching Star Trek not that long ago, and I’ve been kinda thinking about going to Linux soon… I was a pawn of the fediverse the whole time!!
From what I understand the cute socks and cat ears arrive a few weeks after you install Arch
I like The Orville and enjoyed the J.J. films, but that’s as far as I’ll dive into the world of Trekkie-dom.
the fact that i understand this makes me want to stop selling death sticks and go home and rethink my life
This is honestly a great case for the “memes are modern hieroglyphics” argument.
Imagine archeologists unearthing this meme in 10000 years and trying to decipher it. They’d never be able to, because it requires a LOT of external knowledge (which can only realistically be obtained by living through the present times) to make any sense.
Hieroglyphs were relatively easy in comparison. They just needed enough translated material as a reference to be almost universally understood.
Memes are shifting on a year to year basis and are sensitive to news events. There are people that are going to spend their entire lives looking for a specific meme or event that will allow them to understand another meme. And with the occasional “vintage” meme references there’s even lots of opportunity for dramatic eureka moments when an expert on 2000s memes finally provides the missing clue for a 2030s meme.
Edit: and for their sake I hope someone is backing up the Urban Dictionary and Know Your Meme in several nuclear bunkers.
I can’t wait to explain “all your base” to my grandkids.
Your base, your base
Are belong to
Your base, your base
How much internet brain rot do I have?
I understood that…This is magical.
This is what happens when the mass of memes is so heavy it collapses upon itself.
Lebowski. His grin strong, his eyes wide!
People, 30 years later, talking like predicted!
I think I’m out of touch. I’m ok with that. But wtf did I just read?
Can’t really explain it either but it is genius.
This is high art.
I just wanna know how you got me to read it in their voices
Wonderful work!
