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minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 个月前It wasn’t the first temptation of Christ, and it sure as hell won’t be the last.
minus-squareBigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·3 个月前WT ACTUAL F did I just see
minus-squareTolookah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·3 个月前That guy was called Longinus. His lance is legendary I hear
Did you say “Jesus sex”?
Is this the second cumming?
It wasn’t the first temptation of Christ, and it sure as hell won’t be the last.
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WT ACTUAL F did I just see
That guy was called Longinus. His lance is legendary I hear
Biggus Dickus is next in line.
Jesus Fucking Christ … literary!
Jesus is coming…. grab a towel.