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i tried this and got testicular torsion.
already in my nightly routine ✊
I’m against extended hours for panties. I want panties to get off sooner.
I heard that edible underwear is actually pretty disappointing. Having to spend more time eating them (hours, even!) doesn’t sound appealing.
Also I’d have to stop and pick all that fruit rollup stuff out of my teeth periodically and that’s not very sexy.
What if it was made out of like, string cheese instead
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Are you hungry my darling deario?
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shit i want that dorito.
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ill take it.
I swear to God I had to read this like six times
I still don’t believe you
no wonder they’re so damn busy these days.
Eat it like groceries
Eat ‘em while they’re hot!
