i have an adult woman costume on, i look pretty good. my clothes are burning my skin, fuck me for buying a polyester bra. I have to be confrontational, they took money out of my count for some savings account that doesn’t exist.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    So, did you get into the vault and make off with the original version of the U.S. Constitution, the one that had to replaced because Jefferson kept writing “Suckers” instead of “People”?