Midwestern Oaf
Shy, but willing to talk if approached
Oh, it sucked
Mostly just rich people getting mad that they didn’t get tickets to events and getting even madder that we didn’t have a private reserve of tickets just for them
My favorite case though, was ordering flowers for a man who didn’t even know his wife’s favorite color
Boy howdy, it really cemented my distaste for the upper crust
Still remember one of the last cases I took as an phone concierge for American Express was getting a guy front-row seats to that concert
I mean, the guy had a black card, he was probably fine
So, did you get into the vault and make off with the original version of the U.S. Constitution, the one that had to replaced because Jefferson kept writing “Suckers” instead of “People”?
I mean
Yeah
: But they put the cheese in the crust!
Only the most civilized nations count 
Thank you for reminding me the new season started
Magical thinking opens your brain up to wrinkly gibberish
We have to make sure they step on nails on their way down the stairs
So, setting them on fire and electrocuting them?
Zapp was gonna 9/11 the Neutral Planet
So all we need to do to get the $2000 they still owe us is suffer though 2.8 natural disasters
No, we just know how much y’all suck
I like my libs with more meats on their bones
What’s that black cracker?
Okay Sargent Skinner
I see Moe, but not Larry or Curly