Garibaldee@lemm.ee to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 days agoRFK Jr announces plan to put cocaine back into Coca-Colachaser.com.auexternal-linkmessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1705
arrow-up1705external-linkRFK Jr announces plan to put cocaine back into Coca-Colachaser.com.auGaribaldee@lemm.ee to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square45fedilink
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·4 days agoI don’t think your corn growers would be very happy with that.
minus-squareJeremyHuntQW12@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days ago I don’t think your corn growers would be very happy with that. Whatever, they’ll still vote Republican.
minus-squareannHowe@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·4 days agoFuck 'em. They’ll survive on their many subsidies.
minus-squarejerakor@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 days agoOnce they raise the global temperatures enough all of the Iowa corn farmers can just farm rice and sugar cane along the Iowa coastline.
minus-squareMirshe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoI propose we lower Texas enough to flood the Great Plains and revive the Ordovician Sea.
minus-squareGHiLA@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoOr those of the pecan pie persuasion.
minus-squareanomnom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-23 days agoUse golden syrup, sorghum or honey? Admission: I can’t stand pecan pie because of it’s hyper-sweetness. Maybe less corn soup would help?
minus-squareGHiLA@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoI think the problem is pecan pie’s entire existence depending on something terrible lol
I don’t think your corn growers would be very happy with that.
Whatever, they’ll still vote Republican.
Fuck 'em. They’ll survive on their many subsidies.
Once they raise the global temperatures enough all of the Iowa corn farmers can just farm rice and sugar cane along the Iowa coastline.
I propose we lower Texas enough to flood the Great Plains and revive the Ordovician Sea.
Or those of the pecan pie persuasion.
Use golden syrup, sorghum or honey?
Admission: I can’t stand pecan pie because of it’s hyper-sweetness. Maybe less corn soup would help?
I think the problem is pecan pie’s entire existence depending on something terrible lol