29-year-old Daisy Link was being held at the Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center in Miami-Dade County, Florida, when she met 24-year-old Joan Depaz, initially contacting him through the vents in their prison cells, according to WSVN7.
“You would knock on it and you can hear the people from the different floors. You would stand on the toilet actually to be able to talk to them,” said Link. “Being in isolation for so long you begin to spend hours and hours talking to this person, you know, to the point where it’s almost as if you’re in the same room with them.”
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After Link and Depaz began a romantic relationship, Depaz shared his ambitions to have a child with Link, according to WSVN 7News.
“I always really wanted to have a baby. And I’m not gonna get to do that for a really long time,” said Depaz, recounting what he told Link. “So if I had to choose somebody, you know, it would be you. And she was like, ‘Yeah, we could do that.’”
Depaz and Link then hatched a plan to create a direct line between each other’s cells using bedding. Once they had established this, Depaz began sending Link his own semen wrapped in saran wrap.
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“I put the semen in Saran Wrap every day like five times a day for like a month straight” he continued.
Link described receiving the packages, which were rolled up “almost like a cigarette”, administering them to herself using yeast infection applicators.
After a couple of attempts, Link became pregnant with “a miracle baby”, conceiving “like the Virgin Mary,” according to Depaz.
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wwwhhhhhhaaaaattt?
This reminded me of a story in “Archipelago Gulag.” Bear in mind, some gulags were absolutely vast.
So at least in this particular gulag, women and men had separate dormitories, but men often visited the ladies’ huts and openly got it on, resulting in a lot of pregnancies. Pregnant women didn’t need to work and after their 2nd (3rd?) child, they were discharged and could go home.
The guards finally managed to keep the intruders out, but now, men and women just met after work, out in the open. Guards put up barbed wire to gender-separate the areas. Pregnancies surged even harder. How so? You see, the wire did not touch the ground in all places. So the men got down under the wire, on their backs. The women squatted down, and…
The guards then put up a solid fence, but good jumpers/ climbers could get over it, so… pregnancies, still. Finally, they made the fence so tall that the baby-making stopped… almost entirely.Who wants to take the odds on this actually being a guard’s kid after the DNA test is done?
Mommy, where do babies come from? The Stork, love, you, the pipes.
Getting a child in prison.
What could go wrong?
You know what? With those people I think it’s better that they did it in prison.
And they say romance is dead
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Not like this Jurassic Park Scientist man. 😭
Not like this.
Who says romance is dead?
Those two cookies are in for murder 1 and murder 2 plus other violent offenses. Just in case other people were wondering why they said they wouldn’t get a chance to be a parent for a very long time.
The proud father:
And the happy mother:
Anyone can be a father. But it takes semen in Saran Wrap every day like five times a day for like a month straight to be a dad.
So that’s how God did it, huh?
The Bible hand-waves away some steps, but pretty much.
Still a better love story than Twilight?
Absolutely. If nothing else, I’m not hoping everyone involved dies at the end, which is a massive change from twilight
It’s the tokophobia talking, but I do find it fascinating how much people can want to be pregnant.
The whole “Don’t stick your dick in crazy” is this woman in a nutshell.
tbf he didn’t.
I think the both of them are on equal footing in this case. Poor kid. I hope this is all just a coverup for a guard who helped them meet.
Or the guard is the father.
That’s an even more depressing possibility, but pretty likely.
5 times a day for a month!?
Where’s he getting that much Saran wrap in jail?
I got the sense that he was stockpiling his…product, and then shipping it over the border once he had accumulated enough for a proper insemination attempt. I hate everything about what I just typed.
Considering that sperm die pretty fast outside the body it’s more likely it was “fresh”.
I hate everything that I have read
So basically a reverse pony jar?
