More like terracotta throne.
this is like one of those dreams where you’re looking for a bathroom but they’re all weird and you can’t seem to find a normal one
other people have that dream, right?
At first I was like: gotta be fake, there’s no water tank. Then I realized that’s what the bucket’s for.
Nah, there’s a PVC pipe next to the bowl. This will likely connect to an overhead tank (like we had back in the really old days), which is just out of shot.
So disturbed by the hateful placement of the toilet that I didn’t notice the creature in the background
I think that’s Capra Demon from Dark Souls 1, he’s got a tiny arena with stairs
The layout is also very similar to his arena. It’s even got about the same amount of room to dodge with
Why is there a porcelain throne?
Where are the dogs? They are behind me aren’t they?
… You died …
What cruel minds brought that toilet setup into existence.
This dug out some memories of impossible spaces from dreams I’ve had when I was a small child. This was done out of a harsh necessity, but we take for granted that everything in a house has to be rectangular.
Anyway the demon thing snapped me out of remembering the two distinct places my brain soup conjured up decades ago. Rip
You probably touch the cold and disgusting wall with your right leg. Shudder.
At least you get a nice drink meanwhile
How is this real?
That Capra Demon would better think twice about messing with me and my morning throne time, or it’ll be wearing that toilet as a necklace.