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TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾ to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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Mysterious Ways

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Mysterious Ways

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TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾ to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/18511284

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  • Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world
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    Truly a parable of hubris.

    • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾OP
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      I <3 your username

      1000006349

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      So wait…if you were in the comic, how would buttsex work? Would you have a dominant butthole? Would one be tighter than the other? Would they both feel stimuli the same? Would one be more ticklish than the other?

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        I think they’d be connected inside so if you stuck something in one far enough it’d come out the other. The Alpha and Omega of anal.

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    Which one is better, I’m confused

    • Two buttholes on top of each other, like on the comic, vertically
    • Two buttholes next to each other, horizontally. There is a small buttface between them, or wathever the english term.
    • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾OP
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      Hmmm

      buttface… or whatever the english term

      I’m not sure we have a word for this

      But I vote vertical, for aesthetic reasons

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        Buttcheek, I found it

        • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾OP
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          Ohhh! I change my opinion- absolutely horizontal lol. Could make an onlyfans and be rich in a week!

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    This is important.

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      1000006354

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    • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾OP
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      Mogus :)

      Nomomogus :(

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