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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

Should I buy it?

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Should I buy it?

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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago
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  • Cruxus
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    aight fellas, if you gotta clean out your bum, just buy a douche bulb.

    having strong jets of water may fill up your rectum real quick, but 1. it’s hard to control how much water is being used, 2. the pressure may damage your insides, and 3. you’re also introducing air into you which will just cause a bloated feeling and farts.

    your rectum doesn’t have much volume, so being able to control how much water you use ensures less water goes up your intestines and therefore less discomfort and oopsie dookies on daddy’s dick.

    oh and have more fiber in your diet.

    • pinkystew@reddthat.com
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      How do i follow someone on Lemmy

      • Steal Wool@lemm.ee
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        6 months ago

        Lmfao

    • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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      your rectum doesn’t have much volume

      Speak for yourself. I’ve seen what comes out of it.

  • macniel@feddit.org
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    Well, no kinkshaming here :)

    • HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
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      “Buy a douchenozzle, don’t be a douchenozzle” - the greatest lesson humanity will ever learn.

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        “Will ever learn” is a bold claim here.

        • HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
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          It’s meant to be more of a modest message of hope.

          • toynbee@lemmy.world
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            Very hopeful, then!

  • Toes♀@ani.social
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    I suspect this would cause internal ouchies lol

  • IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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    Is it dishwasher safe?

    • deegeese@sopuli.xyzBanned
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      Hand wash only, there are instructional videos on OnlyFans.

  • bruhbeans@lemmy.ml
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    I’m suddenly feeling inadequate about the number of holes in my dick

    • SomeGuy69@lemmy.world
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      Get a piercing and remove it before coitus.

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      Would you say it has a plethora of urethra? Or a plurethra if you will

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      Nailed it

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    Looks like a good way to die slowly and painfully.

    Edit: This isn’t a meme it’s real, what the fuck is wrong with people

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    Is this supposed to go in the ass?

    • Kalkaline @leminal.space
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      What the hell is wrong with you, God no. This is for docking.

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        How would that even work?

    • pinkystew@reddthat.com
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      Pervert

      • daggermoon@lemmy.world
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        Why is that? I genuinely see no other use for this. That would make a lousy shower head for normal use.

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    Wait for a black Friday deal

    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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      Free holiday returns until Jan 31

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    Just use the Toilet Duck like a normal person.

    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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      Is this slang for a bidet?

      • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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        Worse.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_Duck

  • bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Using vaginally will cause damage to the delicate microbiome in there, don’t do it!

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    For anal flushing, please, please, please, go easy on the water pressure. You don’t want to pop your gut like a balloon on the garden hose.

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    Yes

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