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Invest in some fog machines. It is time to go full cloud.
For the authentic cloud experience our CTO managed to convince the board to buy us a hot-air balloon to host our services on.
“Ah Boss says we don’t need server”
“What we do with server then?”
“Throw out window, just takes space”
“But we have no Windows”
“Throw out Linux then”
