There’s low hanging fruit, and then there’s the shit on the ground that ants eat to get drunk. This is maybe under that.
I’ve often thought about how fun it would be to get to play the “robber” in a police training scenario. I’d definitely join if there was something like this happening in my city, though I’d prefer it to be a more serious excercise.
EDIT: The comments here are even more unsurprising that the fact that the sun rose this morning.
What??? The sun rose this morning??? Well how long has THIS been going on??? I was under the impression that earth revolves around the sun, and the sun is a stationary flaming ball of scary!
Guys…if the sun is moving, we got big problems on our hands…BIG problems…
"trick or STOP RESISTING!!!"
“Okay!” <paints their cruiser pink with a fake gold shield, pig snout, slaps on a curly-cued pool noodle, a cop hat>
You wanted us to trick you right?
Yes, I definitely want to be chased by an armed cop for fun.
Why are they armed??
Participants will have to sign a liability waiver
Nah. I’m good
Yeah! I want to run through a field at night pursued by armed police! That sounds like fun!
Some people have been doing that their whole lives, and not for fun.
Cops play find the black kid all the time though. Doesn’t usually end well for the black kid, but still.
“I call it hide and seek, they call it resisting arrest,” one commenter wrote.
Gee, I’d love to go but I already had plans. (Eek!)
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