They’re green! They’re obviously plants!
“Penis Envy”
Fertility symbols and religion, going together like chocolate and peanut butter since… since at least before chocolate and peanut butter.
“going hard” a bit too literally
I hope nobody ever said anything to her, and she wore that shirt everywhere.
I’d like to believe he’s wearing that shirt for the lullz and will feign surprise if approached.
That would be awesome
$83 says it was a thrift store find and the owner can’t see very well
Why $83, specifically?
Nice round number
83 is 123 in base 8
There no 8 in base 8. Just as there’s no A in base 10.
And 123’s a nice, round number
Please put on a NSFW on this. I was on the train and…
… AND BIG GREEN DICKS JUST STARTED FLOWING OUT OF MY PHONE!!!
(That should cover any screen readers that happen to be on full volume right now. Your welcome.)
Honestly jealous of that shirt.
I…what‽
You misspelled want.
all god’s creation
The dick scarf is a nice touch
Why are some of them prolapsed, and is that even possible?
Lmao, I had to read this so many times before I realized you’re talking about the uncut dicks’ foreskin. No, they are not prolapsed, lol. But they don’t usually look like that when erect.
As someone who’s uncut, I would never have guessed that