I wanna read it.
Fun fact in the original Lovecraft mythos the Necronomicons were normal ass books that just happened to hold eldritch and arcane knowledge. Im sure anyone who has had the misfortune of opening up a copy of Wealth of nations or Capital knows the feeling.
And under absolutely no circumstances should you put these on.
That’s honestly a helluva chastity device. Ain’t no one tryna fuck with them on
Unless you’re into that sort of thing…
The embedded tooth really does it for me
I have a necronomicon, but it has very basic binding, and I haven’t read it.
It was a housewarming gift that made me go “the fuck mate, you want me to die and leave the house to you or what?” Which was apparently the exact right response.
Klaatu Barada Nikto
Klaatu barada n- hrmrrhmr
… NECKTIE!..
Nickel?
“What’s that the face of?”
“The previous reader.”
What harm ever came from reading a book?
In this case?
Evie became a rich adventurer badass married to Brendan Frasier, so it worked out alright for her.
Naw, man, that’s just the cookbook that tells you how long to leave the one big crumb in the bottom of your air fryer.
Hail to the king, baby.
Ash Williams > Duke Nukem
The plot of Evil Dead Rise wouldn’t have happened either if they followed this simple rule
Just like Evil Dead, it’s those damn Devil made phonographs causing all this ruckus!
I haven’t seen the originals, graphics are too low res
/s
I haven’t gotten around to watching them yet
The exception that proves the rule?
Fuck Lovecraft.
Anyways, I started reading The Light Fantastic and I spotted a parody called “Necrotelicomnicon” which is described of pages made of lizard skin.
That’s from the Evil Dead movies (and TV series). It was inspired by Lovecraft, in that the book is called the Necronomicon, but that’s about as far as it goes.
Still, don’t like that the name is shared.
Like it or not, Lovecraft inspired a vast amount of modern horror. Yes, he was a horrible racist piece of shit. That can’t really be helped.
You can’t tell me wh… YAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! …MUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!