FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day agoThe ability to be spontaneous in life is directly proportion to the size of your bank accountmessage-squaremessage-square53fedilinkarrow-up1422
arrow-up1422message-squareThe ability to be spontaneous in life is directly proportion to the size of your bank accountFenrirIII@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square53fedilink
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up22·edit-220 hours agoTo get your final spontaneity ability score, you have to multiply base spontaneity by a factor of 1 –––––––––––– 1 + 1000 * k where k is the number of kids you have.
minus-squarejjjalljs@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkarrow-up6·10 hours agoI think you have to also account for the kids’ ages. An infant is different than a toddler, teen, or adult child.
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up7·10 hours agoI have left this aspect as an exercise to the reader.
minus-squaresatans_methpipe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·18 hours agoI’m having a really hard time refuting this equation. It appears to work out even for negative and non-integer values of k
minus-squareRandomVideos@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 hours agoWhat if i have -0.001 kids?
minus-squaresatans_methpipe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 hours agoChop off the end of some kids finger.
minus-squareWIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·14 hours agoOkay but how would one have negative amount of kids??
minus-squareCookieOfFortune@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 hours agoMurder. It’s how many kids you’ve murdered. Therefore you will be in prison and have negative spontaneity.
minus-squareSirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·20 hours agoAh yeah, as a DINK, this is a great formula
To get your final spontaneity ability score, you have to multiply base spontaneity by a factor of
where
k
is the number of kids you have.I think you have to also account for the kids’ ages. An infant is different than a toddler, teen, or adult child.
I have left this aspect as an exercise to the reader.
I’m having a really hard time refuting this equation. It appears to work out even for negative and non-integer values of k
What if i have -0.001 kids?
Chop off the end of some kids finger.
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Okay but how would one have negative amount of kids??
Kill someone else’s kid.
Murder. It’s how many kids you’ve murdered. Therefore you will be in prison and have negative spontaneity.
Ah yeah, as a DINK, this is a great formula