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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago

Anon finally touches grass

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Anon finally touches grass

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago
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    Wtf is a Gonial Angle or a Canthal tilt?

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      Gonial angle is this:

      Gonial angle picture

      Canthal tilt is that:

      Canthal tilt illustration

      As I was googling I’ve seen articles mentioning some angles statistically more attractive than others, that’s predictable, but then incels take it as another reason why they are genetically predisposed to stay virgins and have no power to change that.

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        The ifunny watermark really tips this over the edge, comedically.

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          It could only be beaten by a SomethingAwful watermark (do they have one?) on a picture of non-attractive angles.

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        Ah, am woman, can confirm I only date mane with a Gonial Angle over 140 degrees, or under 30

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          how do you bring out the protractor on dates?

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            Oh, us females inherently judge the angle flawlessly on first sight.

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          Under 30 degrees? So, like pugs and French bulldogs?

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        I’ve no doubt that at least half the articles about those phrases will lead you down a path of right wing fuckbaggery.

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          Closer to 99%. This is modern phrenology for incels.

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            Wouldn’t say the studies themselves are only worthy for that, but yeah, there’s no way a common person would apply them the other way.

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        As a gigachad I can confirm.

      • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world
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        Some people take pleasure in being pitied and victimised.

        • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          Far too many.

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      I’m going to guess at “Incel excuses for not getting laid.”

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        Anything but the harsh reality that they could get laid if they behaved better and presented themselves better

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          And bathed

          • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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            Yup, the bar is sadly that low sometimes.

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              Talking with some female friends the bar for men is so incredibly low. Trim your hair, bathe regularly, brush your teeth and be non-creepy and you’re already in the top 50% or so

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                Oh, and wear clean clothes. That raises the bar a smidge.

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      You need to touch less grass and spend more time online.

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        Do I really?

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          Depends on whether you want to a cool kid.

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      Things people think about when they haven’t learned to manage obsessive rumination in their own minds and live every day with a kind of stress or misery that few people who are even slightly healthier can even comprehend.

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      Who the fuck cares honestly other than shut in weirdo’s

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