DOOM Eternal
game eventually ends
See also: Duke Nukem Forever
They were probably referring to the development time.
> Final Fantasy
> For the 16th fucking timeCompare that to:
> Endwalker
> Literally walk to the final bossNo Man’s Sky
Obviously I am up here
Therefore you are a woman
Assigned female at purchase
“Oh, Trans’ Sky”
But you don’t own the sky
Take my love
Take my land
Take me where I cannot standTake me out [Wash has been removed from the chat]
To the black
Tell them I ain’t comin’ back
I don’t care
I’m still free
You can’t take the sky from me
That’s still my ringtone.
> Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
> Not a single vice to be found
> House Flipper
> All houses are orientated normally
> Untitled Goose Game
> Has title
> Octodad
> Absolutely not a single octopus in the game whatsoever
> Golf With Your Friends
> No friends.
Oh wow, now I want to make one of those physics gimmick games where you fire houses out of a trebuchet.
Because of the use of the superior siege engine, I thoroughly approve.
I have to challenge the octodad one: He has a wife and children obviously he isn’t single !
You know what, shout out to Concord here. The official definition of a concord:
agreement or harmony between people or groups.
Everyone did in fact agree not to play the game.
I’ve read a wiki page about it, critics didn’t even score it too low. To me it seems that the issue was that Sony tried to make something just to profit off, without considering making it fun or novel, unexpectedly people didn’t want to pay for yet another multiplayer shooter without anything new.
>Battlefield 4
>Actually has 32 multiplayer maps which would constitute a battlefield
>Pokémon Yellow
>Has other colors
>Actually has 32 multiplayer maps which would constitute a battlefield
Also:
> Is at least the sixth game in the Battlefield franchise, with the most generous possible interpretation of what counts as a mainline game.
>Dark Souls
>Souls emit light>Hyper Light Drifter
>There’s no car in the game>Final Fantasy
>Has more than 10 sequels, hardly “final”>Dark Souls
>Literally only one Dark Soul
To be fair, DLC souls are pretty dark, and “drifter” also means “wanderer”
Team Fortress 2
No Fortress, nobody plays as a fucking team, and it’s the third game.
I technically it might be the first game on the account of the previous 2 being mods.
Then it’d have been called Team Fortress 1.
first game was TF0
game versions are zero-indexed
Counter Strike
Only initial strikes
Switch sides after the first game, there’s your counter strike.
Nope, as everything is reset. In this universe it’s clearly a new timeline independent of the first round.
> Legend of Zelda > You're playing as Link save for a few games> Wolfenstein 3D > Best it can do is raycasting and 2D sprites scaled> Valve Software Inc. > Is a game developer and publishing company, does not develop software for plumbing> Epic Games > Nowadays only create Fortnite, which is the opposite of being epic> Enter the Matrix > No math whatsoever in the gameTarget audience is GPUs
> find “matrix filter” on shadertoy
> look inside
> pow
Legend of Zelda
But you’re saving Zelda, so I think it gets a pass. Link’s Awakening is right out though, Zelda isn’t even a character in that one.
They call it halflife because Gordon is middle aged
He is 27 tho
Ya, but look at what he does at his job. He’ll be lucky to make it to 54.
and that’s why it’s called half life
And G-Man puts him into space prison for about another 27 years. I say name sticks
Oxygen not Included: Starts with oxygen.
Control
Literally everything is out of control
Dead Cells
Literally unable to die
Slay the Spire
The Spire slays you (I’m bad at it, okay)
Resident Evil:
Numerous non-residents are evil too
