“I just noticed he’s a little guy.” ~Me, on the subject of my cat, daily
Alt text: Yes you are! And you’re sitting there! Hi, kitty!
If you draw a line to unite the right edges of the 2 curves, you got the back side of a fish.
I’m guessing you’re right next to a cat when you made this comment.
Honestly, we could expect the inanity graph to be inversely correlated to intelligence. You only need one of those lines.
I thought it was just a given that you need to constantly remind your feline companion that they are, in fact, a cat.
Yeah, otherwise they think themselves human and want a seat at the table.
my cat is reminded many times a day that she is grey. and a kitty cat.
Mine hears that he is grey and a pretty good cat. He also hears at least once or twice that his name, Bender Bending Rodriguez.
… Checks out. I call my cat monkey lol
It bothers me that FAR is near what’s usually the zero and NEAR is, well, far.
We can have a little suspension of disbelief to ensure the joke lands
Warning for everyone: that’s a tvtropes link, don’t get too sucked in. It’s like a black hole.
And they know it themselves (warning: also a TVTropes link)
This warning saved my life
In that case, I’m going in. See you all tomorrow!
Edit: I’m back. What year is it?
The graph is pretty shitty
Dam they’ve really got my number.
“Cat.”
