callouscomic@lemm.ee to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 days agoWhat movie would have ended at the beginning if the people in it acted like normal people?message-squaremessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up183
arrow-up183message-squareWhat movie would have ended at the beginning if the people in it acted like normal people?callouscomic@lemm.ee to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square49fedilink
minus-squareClusterBomblinkfedilinkarrow-up18·edit-211 hours agoAlien. “Waow what the f-!” “- DON’T KILL IT!” *kills it* “- Sorry, you were saying?” Still can’t figure why they didn’t kill it when they had opportunity. 😬
minus-squareBroken@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up10·edit-219 hours agoI was thinking more along the lines of: We were woken up to check out this signal. Shine that, let’s go home and get paid. But you know, we’re required by law to do so or we forfeit our payment. OK, so what’s the story we all say? Yeah, nothing there. Must have been a glitch. OK, let’s go home.
minus-squareHamknight@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 hours agoTo bad both mother and the android were sent to look for the aliens in the first place. The crews main misson was a cover-up
Alien.
“Waow what the f-!”
“- DON’T KILL IT!”
*kills it* “- Sorry, you were saying?”
Still can’t figure why they didn’t kill it when they had opportunity. 😬
I was thinking more along the lines of:
We were woken up to check out this signal.
Shine that, let’s go home and get paid.
But you know, we’re required by law to do so or we forfeit our payment.
OK, so what’s the story we all say?
Yeah, nothing there. Must have been a glitch.
OK, let’s go home.
To bad both mother and the android were sent to look for the aliens in the first place. The crews main misson was a cover-up