a few months ago I was dating a girl. my cat loved her, she purred a lot when I had her over.
and I’m bi, so now I’m seeing a guy. first time I bring this dude over, she seems chill with him at first… until we start making out.
we’re sitting, facing each other on my bed, and a few seconds into kissing my cat jumps on the bed and BITES HIS TOE. he laughs it off but it kinda ruined the mood so we just played some videogames and flirted. a couple days ago, I try bringing him over again: my cat GROWLS at him when he pets her. we tried kissing again and she attempts the same shit of attacking him. I shooed her away and she just stared at us in the corner all upset (I’m in a studio apartment)
for the most part she’s so well-behaved around anyone else. why is my cat cock blocking me?? I’m probably gonna have to wait til our semester starts and I can come over to his dorm
You didn’t give him any of your fingernails right?
No but he referred to french kissing as “exchanging spit” so maybe he’s doing something nefariously wizardly with my saliva 😨
Before the 3rd date?!