a few months ago I was dating a girl. my cat loved her, she purred a lot when I had her over.
and I’m bi, so now I’m seeing a guy. first time I bring this dude over, she seems chill with him at first… until we start making out.
we’re sitting, facing each other on my bed, and a few seconds into kissing my cat jumps on the bed and BITES HIS TOE. he laughs it off but it kinda ruined the mood so we just played some videogames and flirted. a couple days ago, I try bringing him over again: my cat GROWLS at him when he pets her. we tried kissing again and she attempts the same shit of attacking him. I shooed her away and she just stared at us in the corner all upset (I’m in a studio apartment)
for the most part she’s so well-behaved around anyone else. why is my cat cock blocking me?? I’m probably gonna have to wait til our semester starts and I can come over to his dorm
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Well there are a couple of options.
First, he’s an evil wizard and your cat is trying to warn you. And then the only other possibility is that your cat is an evil wizard who has fallen in love with you and is cock-blocking out of jealousy.
First, he’s an evil wizard and your cat is trying to warn you
Holy shit this this comment is coincidental. I literally jokingly asked him if he was casting spells a few days ago. He smokes a lot of weed/does a lot of mushrooms and has a spotify playlist called “music for magic” with a drawing of a wizard as the cover photo. He also has these cryptic writings on his wall that I have a picture of:
You didn’t give him any of your fingernails right?
No but he referred to french kissing as “exchanging spit” so maybe he’s doing something nefariously wizardly with my saliva 😨
Before the 3rd date?!
He knows that alchemy is about egodeath, so he’s probably okay. But if a guy with too many eyes show up, it’d probably be best to run.
Our friend started seeing a new guy. Her cat bit his balls the first time they were sleeping together. True story. This legit happened like a week ago.
Could be worse.
Cat sex is usually painful and unenjoyable, little guy probably thought he was saving her from being hurt
Holy shit thank god we didn’t go beyond kissing, definitely not trying anything for now. The only thing he took off was his shirt off and she tried scratching him in the stomach
If you wanna fuck and you’re in a studio, maybe lock her in the bathroom before you do it
She scratches on the door whenever I lock her out of a room, I don’t want her chipping the paint :(
Or
Have you have male friends over? She might hate all men but you.
now that you mention it she’s opened up to women a lot faster for the most part. the aggression is new, but whenever I have a guy friend over she’ll run away when they try to pet her. the only other boy she likes is my best friend and that’s because she’s known him for years. she runs away from some girls too though
It’s actually pretty common for cats and dogs to have a higher trust in women based on early life experiences. If they were only socialized to women as kittens, men might seem scary and dangerous to them
Yeah, I’ve known a few pets like that. You can try getting some kitty treats and have your bf give her one every time he comes over and try to win her over with treats and petting, but that’s probably a long process.
Maybe she thinks he’s hurting you?
I was actually grabbing his face and the second time I was sorta above/on top of him so I feel like it would look like I was hurting him if anything?
She was all like “Hell yeah combo maneuver! You bite him, I’ll scratch him, triple damage bonus points!”
Cat has been watching too much Fox news
I’m also bi and have a cat like this. I think he likes girls more in general though, even when I bring a guy friend over he’s hissing at him, but he’s always immediately warm to girls? He was abused by a man in the past so I think I’m pretty much the only man he likes (when I first got him it took a while for him to like me)
He especially hates when I date men and have them over a lot. He doesn’t scratch or bite but he peed in my ex-bf’s limited edition nike shoes as well as on his work pants that were on the floor! He’s neutered and these are literally the only occasions he’s peed outside of his litter box
My ex gf’s cat would meow aggressively outside the window literally every time we had sex, and only when we had sex. If we had a long day and just fell asleep, she’d just be chill and sleep herself.
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