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minus-squareladicius@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·edit-212 days agoNaming your spoon or fork “dick” is a funny move and could make for some interesting sentences. After ferociously licking the tasty juices from my dick I layed it down in the sink to wash it later.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·12 days agoHowever, “I used the slotted dick to stir the pasta” leads to many questions.
minus-squarerovingnothing29@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·12 days agoThat’s why it’s provocative, no one knows what it means.
minus-squareDaMonsterKnees@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·12 days agoFool, you gotta let that shit SOAK. Lol, well played, friend.
Naming your spoon or fork “dick” is a funny move and could make for some interesting sentences.
After ferociously licking the tasty juices from my dick I layed it down in the sink to wash it later.
However, “I used the slotted dick to stir the pasta” leads to many questions.
That’s why it’s provocative, no one knows what it means.
Fool, you gotta let that shit SOAK. Lol, well played, friend.