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101@feddit.org to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago

Guns

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101@feddit.org to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago
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Mastodon Toot.

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    Guns don’t kill people. Gunmen kill people.

    Now, you might ask: How do men become gunmen?

    They’re born a man, and then one day they just decide to identify as a gunman? Makes no sense.

    It’s those gun groomers. Corrupting your kid’s mind.

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      They’re bitten by a radioactive gun, giving them the proportional strength and speed of a gun as well as a “gun sense” warning them of danger.

    • Neon 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️🇹🇼🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈@lemmy.world
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      They’re born a man, and then one day they just decide to identify as a gunman

      The Truth big Transgunder doesn’t want you to know

      Man, Autocorrect really did not want to let me type this out lol

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      That’s COMPLETELY unfair! Women CAN be gun-females TOO. #notallmen

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        What do you have against tall men?!

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          They help make our cars unreasonably large, all in the name of inclusion. It’s another case of DEI run amuck.

          We could solve global warming by shrinking our cars, our houses, our office buildings, if not for the tyranny of tall men

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            Drive a Smart Car to own the libs

    • arockinyourshoe@lemmy.world
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      Guns don’t kill people.

      Nuh-uh.

      I kill people. With guns.

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