Forgot “Pasting it into a Word document”.
I would never paste code into a Word document. I use Notepad++ for that.
Honest to god, I’ve seen people from the past trying to write html for a website on Word.
True story, about 20-25 years ago, a radio station in my home town was playing ads for some new local business doing web design.
After hearing the ad on my drive to work for the umpteen billionth time I finally got curious and went to check out their own website (I they’re charging people to build websites, they’re own website must be a pretty awesome demonstration of their skills, right?)
The website looked like absolute garbage and, upon viewing the source, the meta tags clearly betrayed the fact that it was created in Word.
I can only imagine how much money they were paying to run those ads. I even considered the possibility I was being pranked somehow.
In fairness websites from 2000-2004 werent all that better
Were there better ways to make a site? Absolutely, but it is much less wild than if you told me that this happened last week. Plus i would hope they were just churning out websites for cheap since a lot places didn’t have a website, or they used geocities/similar
For me that’s the golden age, and after that: darkness, desperation, flash.
I don’t care what you say, the Apple store circa 2001 is iconic and definitely has that “lickability” factor that Jobs loved so much about the original OS X’s Aqua UI.
Did they not know that word can generate very convoluted HTML for them?
I’ve had more than one person I work with take screenshots of their desktop, paste them into a word document, then attach the word document to an email to get me to help them with their problem. This has the same energy.
Start a religion where the clergy maintain both written and oral versions of your code as a sacred text.
Schisms are just feature branches, it all makes sense!
Hello world, hallelujah, hallelujah
Now I’m wondering, surely someone has already made a language that’s designed to read like scripture?
When did code reviews become this weird?
Train an LLM on your code and share the model.
Have a proper radio ham license. Buy a 40-meter transceiver and a software defined radio dongle. Convert your code into esoteric programming languages such as Whitespace and Brainf, then spell it. “Plus, plus, next, plus, dot, open bracket, next, …”. Transmit your spelling over 40-meter band, while a receiver across the continent is tuned to the frequency. Ask it to repeat and record the QSO. Set the SDR recorder to I/Q packets instead of demodulating AM. Publish it as an audiobook.
Or pirate radio it and make people think it’s a new number station. Then someone will surely put it on YouTube so you can listen to it there.
Or go full CW, and just transmit source code in binary as dits and dahs. (So long as you document what you’re doing it should be legal, though I’m not sure if you should use the CE portion of he band since it’s nonstandard…)
Oh hey, it’s the Minecraft guy
You mean Jack Black? Yeah, he is a notch above the rest.
Oh hey, it’s the
Minecraftracist, homophobic, transphobic, and misogynistic guyOh, really? That’s disappointing to hear; I had no idea he was like that.
What’s the favorite location of Notch? Cuba.
/dadjoke off
A classmate I was doing a project with saved his code as screenshots in a word document.
lol, when I first started playing around with programming around grade 6 or 7, I’d print out code to read it
You were far ahead of professors that make you write it out with pen and paper
I did that for work. Could have my phone but we could read so I just printed out c or python and tried to make sense of what I was reading
getting the code through morse code
I’d be in favour of that with anything written in Rockstar.
“Const my function equals opening parenthesis opening curly brace argh closing curly brace closing parenthesis… fat arrow…”
the semicolon was calling from inside the house
The Spaghetti Album
That’s creative
Available in braces, brackets, and parenthesis versions.
I’ll take one of each, please.
