• Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
      16·
      2 months ago

      • And 17 people died because he wasn’t their for transport.

      • Picard came down to personally promote him but since he abandoned his post he’s now getting demoted.

      • Keiko came down to get a little freaky with him, but since he was busy digging through Riker’s undies she had a fling with the tech in the transporter room across the hall

      • wise_pancake@lemmy.ca
        6·
        2 months ago

        Picard came down to personally promote him but since he abandoned his post he’s now getting demoted.

        The ensign Kim treatment.

      • ZorsithEnglish
        3·
        2 months ago

        Or, more likely, he makes it to the door, riker changes his mind and has himself transported to his quarters and back.

  • wise_pancake@lemmy.ca
    17·
    2 months ago

    I like to imagine he gets back to the transporter room holding the Speedo

    “OBrien to Riker, are you ready to receive your bathing suit?”

    “Sorry chief, I forgot speedos are optional down here. Why don’t you go ahead and keep it, I’ll replicate a new one if I need.”