• Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world
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      • And 17 people died because he wasn’t their for transport.

      • Picard came down to personally promote him but since he abandoned his post he’s now getting demoted.

      • Keiko came down to get a little freaky with him, but since he was busy digging through Riker’s undies she had a fling with the tech in the transporter room across the hall

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        Picard came down to personally promote him but since he abandoned his post he’s now getting demoted.

        The ensign Kim treatment.

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        Or, more likely, he makes it to the door, riker changes his mind and has himself transported to his quarters and back.