• LazaroFilm@lemmy.worldEnglish
    28·
    3 months ago

    You can’t break bedrock, unless you’re in creative. Also, something something bedrock is buggy.

    • glizzyguzzlerOP
      10·
      3 months ago

      SO following the money, you’ve uncovered evidence that Sandy C. Loam is the one really pulling the strings???

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netEnglish
      2·
      3 months ago

      They’re talking about species diversity of vegetative communities. SCL has slower drainage than SL, and there is an edge effect too, likely boosting diversity

      • glizzyguzzlerOP
        5·
        3 months ago

        So you’re saying Sandy C. Loam is actively filling the swamp??? What kind of collusion is there between the government and the Loam family???

        • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netEnglish
          5·
          3 months ago

          I’m of two minds: on one hand, I want to play along with your little collusion comment. On the other hand, I’m a hardcore pedologist, with a decade of field experience.

          Shitlord answer: D R A I N THE SWAMP! OVERTHROW THE GUBBERMENT!

          Pedologist answer: The finer textures in the streamlets are likely from clays moving with the topography at the short scale, within the catena, via illuviation.

          • glizzyguzzlerOP
            5·
            3 months ago

            Illuviation… or illuminati??? What does S. Loam know???

            You are clearly an industry insider (pedologist with decade of experience), keep your ear to the soil and let the world know if you hear secrets (silt??) about the Loam crime family (something something big clay doesn’t want you to know something something)

            (Hope you enjoy the interest in soils even if it’s from shitlords)

  • GooberEar@lemmy.wtfEnglish
    11·
    3 months ago

    Everything here is clay. We have like 1/4 inch of rich top soil. Then directly below that, red clay. Sucks in the summer because it bakes and turns to bricks because we’re so hot and dry. Suck in the winter because it cannot hold water, so the yard turns into a pond any time we get more than a sprinkle. Don’t get me started on pH.

    • glizzyguzzlerOP
      11·
      3 months ago

      So Rich Top is turfing your area with 1/4” soil to cover up big clay???

      Is Sandy Loam working with Rich Top??? Is Rich Top a pseudonym for Sandy C. Loam??? We already know the Loam family is rich

    • glizzyguzzlerOP
      4·
      3 months ago

      You better be if you know anything about S. Loam, it’s a conspiracy I tells ya!

    • glizzyguzzlerOP
      5·
      3 months ago

      PART OF BIG CLAY??? WHAT DO YOU KNOW??? WHO SENT YOU??? WHO IS SANDY C. LOAM

  • sem
    5·
    3 months ago

    What is this part of the internet?? I need to know more so I can “avoid it forever”

    • glizzyguzzlerOP
      4·
      3 months ago

      You are;

      Hidden in your post was sandy loam, who is she?? How is she related to Sandy C. Loam??? Who’s really pulling the strings here??? WHO SMUDGED THE DIRT DOCS???