aeronmelon@lemmy.worldM to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoOldie but a goldielemmy.worldimagemessage-square77fedilinkarrow-up1746file-text
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minus-squareBlackout@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 months agoI typically try to distract my poop as I’m going. “Time to go jump on a trampoline!” or “I get to greet the Pope next” that way it doesn’t get scared and run back up when it sees the toilet water.
I typically try to distract my poop as I’m going. “Time to go jump on a trampoline!” or “I get to greet the Pope next” that way it doesn’t get scared and run back up when it sees the toilet water.