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Once you have your brain chip, you will finally understand that Elon Musk is the greatest genius of all time.
But when you try to explain this newfound knowledge to somebody else, all that comes out of your mouth is telling them to buy a brain chip.
Elon keeps picking companies that give big government grants. Space, electric vehicles, medical, infrastructure. Twitter is like the only company I don’t see getting direct government handouts.
He made his money from duping the people who give out our tax dollars.
Twitter is just the same thing Billionaires always do, get a social media platform or news company under their control to try and make them look good.
Yeah, people have said that they thought I’d love the idea of a brain implanted computer so I could do cool hacker shit or VR.
Like, noooooo that’d be like the Matrix run by the upper management suites of Boeing and Microsoft.
“Yeah we’re sorry hackers broke in and stole all your childhood memories but we couldn’t apply any security updates because the QA team had to be fired after the last one left them all barking like dogs and pissing on trees, . Don’t worry, we’ll fix it in BrainOS 9.8. You’ll need to pay for that updated but we’re now offering a choice between our premium $1500/mo subscription model or new ads-in-your-dreams model for $600/mo”
BrainOS open source drivers for linux when?
Never, and we’re going under so we’re locking everything down and closing up shop, woops.
Wake up, watch a 30 seconds ads.
Go to shit, watch 5 minutes ads while you shit.
While I am on the shitter might actually the most effective time for an ad. It used to be pretty common to keep magazines by the can and those had ads for sometimes interesting stuff
Nobody reads magazines for the ads.
They don’t read them for the ads , but if you’re bored and on the shitter for an extended period you may read them anyways
If they were replaced with articles you would read those too. Regardless of that I’m never going to be okay with advertising being beamed into my brain. I don’t care how bored I am.
I have no qualms getting a brain chip implanted that’s been properly tested and vetted, especially if it enables me to do cool stuff.
But I want fucking touch one that Mushk has been anywhere near
Anyone dumb enough to get one deserves what happens
Hahaha they are gonna offer poor people money to basically donate their brain and quite potentially their life. Hahaha
(They will then reneg on the contract)
Offer money? Who needs to do that when they have the American prison system?
Prison system? who needs that when you have millions of fanboys willing to pay for the privilege of trying the latest Musk genius-tech-definitely-not-hare-brained-bullshit™
Good point. Until Musk, I have always been happy with the idea of getting destructibly uploaded as an alternative way to end one’s life while advancing science. But Musk doesn’t do Science. He seems to mostly make business.
Shades of “Pantheon” and forcible, destructive brain scans…
They’re gonna require you to have one for your job.
Ok, my turn:
I want to be able to retire before I’m 70 and have some semblance of a “good” retirement.
Oh this is fun. Who’s next?
20 years ago I would have been hyped that this was a possibility. Now… Not so much
Was thinking the same thing lately.
About tech in general.
I used to be a disciple, imagining the beautiful future, spreading the hope of a better world.
Now, I kinda think old man Kaczynski was a prophet.
He went about it all wrong but he definitely had a couple observations that weren’t 100% incorrect. He was Harvard educated after all.
“I hope someday Selmers rides her fucking train”
I’m still excited that it’s a possibility, but I don’t trust Musk with it. It’s one step closer to me becoming a brain in a jar.
seems right on brand.
he also wants millions of people to buy his terrible cars.
Can I start a conspiracy theory? The reason he wants this, is he earnestly believes in the collapse of civilisation and he wants to use this as a back up plan to ensure he has a source of compliant slaves
That’s an interesting idea.
Billionaire preppers are already exploring the question:
“How do I maintain authority over my security force after ‘the event’?” one of the men asked
Yeah, I kinda got the idea from a similar article
Or he’s hoping to cheat death by merging the chips with starlink, creating a hivemind.
Can I read that book?
I think that’s a subset of an already existing conspiracy theory, possibly linked to “effective accelerationism”
Yeah, he thinks he deserves to be king in that scenario, but even he realises that all he has is money. No connections or valued skills
How about implanting the sun with Elon Skum?
Takes too much energy to shoot anything into the sun. Mars is easier and there is no coming back either. Or submarines to the grave of the titanic. That is even more economic.
Cinderblocks and chains are even more economical.
Kanye West showed up to a Trump rally somewhere in California recently in a Cyber truck. It was like a jambalaya of stupid people.
Didn’t it already fuck up in the first human guinea pig? Not to mention all the dead monkeys.
At a certain time in my life, I wrote to Tesla HR to thank them for not hiring me.
he should lead by example.
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Hallucinating advertisements doesn’t sound fun to me.
