That’s going to upset some people in London, I might have waited to announce that until after the show, and I really wonder what England will get next year instead, because you know they aren’t giving up those shows completely.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/news/tony-khan-aew-all-in-will-return-to-london-in-2026/ar-AA1oSgyg
From the wording, sounds like London will be waiting for 2026.
Interesting, bad for London, good for AEW, I imagine the tax break is pretty good, or maybe it’s part of the same deal that has kept Collision in Arlington for the last month and a half.
Mick Foley: Hey Darby, I heard you like diving off things…maybe I can teach you what I know…
So, this is about a 5½ hour drive from me.
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
You can do it!
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
I assume this reaction because you just realized you live in Texas?
Actually, I live in Kansas. Which isn’t much better, but it is better.
Hank Hill: Boy I tell you h’what, they got them wrestlers from tv coming to town. Can you believe this crap? They got one of them with half his face painted like a skeliton. Boy if I ever did that when I was his age, I don’t even know what Cotton had done to me!
Boomhoward: YeahmanItellyouIsawagirlfrommexicopaintedherwholefaceashadeofwhiteI’mlikemaybeyoucomeovertomyplaceIshowyouwhatitfeelsliketostayatcampboom,knowwhatI’msayin?
Hank: Exactly! We don’t need them coming into our town, and teaching our boys bad morals!
Dale: Now hold on a minute Hank! Have you ever been in the presence of Andre the Giant? They call him the 8th wonder of the world for a reason! Here he’s an amazing freak of nature, but back on his home planet, he’s just a small guy named Andre. Think about it.
Bill: Wow. I never met anyone as big as Andre. Maybe we can get tickets and see this guy named Big Bill. I always wanted to be called Big Bill! Maybe Andre will be there too!
Hank: Thats asinine! Andre the Giant died years ago. He wasn’t an alien, he was just French, which is why you think he was so weird that he could be from a different planet. And two, they already call you big, Bill. But they’re talking about your stomach. Need to stop buying all those got damn slim jims. Macho Man ate them all the time, and where did it get him? His wife left him, and then he crashed his car into the side of a tree. Is that what you want Bill? To crash into a tree because your heart stops?
Bill: Well maybe I do! Lenore already left me, and so my hearts already been broken. It may as well stop too…
Hank: Oh lord. Dale, talk some sense into Bill, will ya?
Dale: I don’t know what yer talkin about Hank. I already got us 6 front row tickets to see MJF finally get his match with Adam Cole.
Hank: Six? Why six?
Dale: I want Bobby and Joeseph to see what a real man looks like! MJF. He’s better than you Hank. And you KNOW it.
Boomhoward: ManItellyouIaintevercheerinfornokidfromnewyork.I’llbetootingforAdamCole,talkaboutBOOMyaknow?
Hank: Boomhoward is right. We don’t need our boys to see these freaks with face paint, body oils, and tassles. Especially not Bobby. That boy ain’t right as it is.
Edit: Dammit…Lemmy cuts off the boomhoward rants??? I spent sooooo long on those…
