Many people are saying it.
I’m hearing…many people…many of the top people who know about these things…are saying…very strongly…so I don’t know, but we’ll be looking into it very soon.
🙏👐☝️☝️🤌💅🤲
Accurate hand size
And color.
and he hasn’t denied it
The best people.
Hooooooly shit this is a good one
“Honestly one of the dirtiest things-”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAH. HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAA HAAAA *gasp* HAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHA.
Sorry.
What? He doesn’t pay very good attention to politics, you can’t blame him!
We’re truly living through peak politics. This made me ugly snort like the guy in this video: https://youtu.be/h232bilq8eQ
Their crocodile tears just make them look more like the children they detest every day.
Sidenote: the phrase “your boos mean nothing, I’ve seen what makes you cheer” is getting overused, but like… It’s just so fitting how can you not use it.
The first I heard that quote was from Rick and Morty. Does it have an older origin or did a Rick and Morty quote actually stick in the cultural zeitgeist I wonder?
I’d say “let’s go, in and out, 20 minute adventure” is also pretty useful
That is its origin: https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/your-boos-mean-nothing
Remember the terrorist fist jab? The tan suit fiasco. Obamacare death panels. The pedophile Pizza gate conspiracy?
And they’re upset about being called weird couch lovers?
Hey, I love couches, they fuck them.
… Somebody needs to take this image and make it the background for a JD Vance Linux distro. That shit would be even more of a meme than Hannah Montana
I’m stealing this. I’ve been posting a JD couch or dolphin meme on my Mastodon every day and plan on continuing to do so for the foreseeable future. This is definitely going into the queue.
I have to make a confession, my brain immediately parsed this image as a Linus tech tips thumbnail.
Matt Walsh: “This is honestly one of the dirtest things I’ve ever seen in politics”
Also Matt Walsh: Insert the movie Lady Ballers here
“Now watch as I abuse my pregnant wife because I’m a 30-something babydick”
Thoughts and prayers for couch fucker vance and convicted felon trump
Sending TikTok thots and playas.
Hey, hey, hey. The thots and playas can stay with the rest of us thankyouverymuch
I apologize. I thought it would be okay to limit it to the TikTok ones.
Thoughts and prayers for the couch molester.
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I saw a picture of what he looked like without the beard and eyeliner, and I’m 100% for making fun of his beard til he shaves it like Henry Zebowski in Crashing.
It’s completely the wrong move to shave it. But he could easily be talked into it
How… how do you talk someone you’ve never met into shaving his beard?
If it’s a MAGAt just tell him it’s weird.
woke
yknow how hipsters are woke? yeah? well do you know a hipster that DOESNT have a beard?!?
Call it weird for a week or two would probably be enough.
If not, we can just call him a wanna be Ted Cruz and that’ll probably push him over the edge to differentiate
Natural 20 persuasion check.
Why did you make me look this up.
He looks like a fatter Young Republican Tyler Labine.
https://ohiocapitaljournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/GettyImages-813399326.jpg
Oh Matt Walsh is angry? Good. Spreading lies not ok anymore loser?
Fuck your feelings
Sound familiar?
Memes are fair play.
Calling a guy weird for something we can all see a desperate, horny, sexually-repressed midwestern teenager actually trying just isn’t comparable to questioning the rightfully elected president’s citizenship because his race makes you uncomfortable.
Fuck your
feelingscouch.Weird Ohioans saying “fuck your couch”
JD Vance 🤝Dave Chappelle
