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Ranked choice voting or similar.

Or pirate an emulator and cut out the middle man!

When someone cuts me off in traffic these days I just give them a big thumbs up.

The fuck?

Yet, staying home on Election Day is also a rational behaviour since the chances of being the pivotal voter that decides an election is estimated at one in one million in a battleground state and much less in a noncompetitive state.

Olympic level mental gymnastics

It really is starting to affect my mental health. We are far more lost than I thought, and I already thought we were pretty lost.

Weird.

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No idea who convinced Trump this was a good idea - but THANK YOU!

He’s trying to save up for a tape measure!

Not just yet! At least it’s not acid rain right?

They’ve never gone more than a month without an accident? Find a new work place immediately!

“Oh shit this means we’ll end up with JD Vance?” - The same blind leaders

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Wow, 10,000 new Ukrainians you say? I’m sure they’ll be welcomed with open arms for the first time in their lives!

Almost correct: if he was in office he would sharpie all hurricanes away from our shores, problem solved!

This seems like a fantastic analogy for the state of humanity.

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It’s insane that any women considered Trump for any reason other than women’s rights. Really how many women thought “I don’t mind that he wants to control my body, but is he good for the economy?”

Goofy shit.

It’s literally the first line of the article you guys, fucking read it instead of speculating:

A pair of students at Harvard have built…