Blåhaj Lemmy
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
return2ozma@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months ago

Hide your couch!

lemmy.world

message-square
25
link
fedilink
  • cross-posted to:
  • politicalmemes@lemmy.world
624

Hide your couch!

lemmy.world

return2ozma@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months ago
message-square
25
link
fedilink
  • cross-posted to:
  • politicalmemes@lemmy.world
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    39
    ·
    10 months ago

    To find a place to stain

    • DogPeePoo@lemm.eeBanned
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      10 months ago

      Fifi Vance

  • garfaagel@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    30
    ·
    10 months ago

    Just to be clear, the story about the couch does not appear to be true: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jd-vance-couch-cushions/

    • Klear@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      43
      ·
      10 months ago

      A lot of people are saying it’s true. Smart people. The best people are saying that.

    • Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      22
      ·
      10 months ago

      I dunno, he’s not denying it!

    • MadhuGururajan@programming.dev
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      10 months ago

      Ooh it’s one of those “fact-check” articles. Welp… pack it up boys…

      • bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        11
        ·
        10 months ago

        Er, snopes.com has been debunking urban legends since the 90s (not only on the site but also newsgroups such as alt.folklore.urban). I think it deserves a little more respect than ‘one of those “fact-check” articles’.

        • MadhuGururajan@programming.dev
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          9 months ago

          Yeah but some urban legends deserve to be kept alive for some time.

  • idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    15
    ·
    10 months ago

    who is this? not the girl, I know she is from a star wars

    • BaseModelHuman@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      75
      ·
      10 months ago

      Sectional Predator J.D. Vance.

      • SaintWacko@midwest.social
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        17
        ·
        10 months ago

        Goddamn that’s brilliant

      • idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        11
        ·
        10 months ago

        Thank you, now i could read the story, and the meme became funny

    • Darorad@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      20
      ·
      10 months ago

      Republican vice presidential candidate

      • DJDarren@thelemmy.club
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        27
        ·
        10 months ago

        …and couch fucker, JD Vance.

        • KillingAndKindess
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          10
          ·
          10 months ago

          Not that I doubt you for a minute but why exactly is he a couch fucker

          • Cosmos7349@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            8
            ·
            10 months ago

            I mean there isn’t really a lot of ways that one can become a couch fucker. But in his book, he didn’t mention which kind of couch, if that’s what you mean.

            • KillingAndKindess
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              5
              ·
              10 months ago

              But he admitted to fucking some kind of couch?

              • Cosmos7349@lemmy.world
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                3
                ·
                10 months ago

                I think colbert had an entertaining summary (starts at 7:50): https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=464&v=NL1yGqQ3pnA

          • peopleproblems@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            5
            ·
            10 months ago

            Well it’s mostly that we can’t prove he’s not a couch fucker. Also, look at the guy

    • pyre@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      10 months ago

      *woman

      • idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        edit-2
        10 months ago

        *female. I can find even more synonyms if you want.

        And she was only 20 years old filming that scene, not even drinking age of the us. I think it’s not degrading to call a 20 years old woman a girl

        • pyre@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          10 months ago

          drinking age in the us isn’t indicative of maturity. 20 is legally an adult. girls are children. and only aliens and incels call human women females as a noun. please don’t find any more “synonyms”, you’re making it worse.

          • idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            5
            ·
            10 months ago

            Im an alien. Maybe its a translation thing, in my native language young women are still called girls, there is nothing condescending to call someone a girl even in her 20s. We call children “litte girl”. I learn new things about amerikan culture every day on lemmy.

        • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comBanned
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          10 months ago

          in the US 18 makes you a legal adult, who gives a fuck whether you can drink or not.

  • lars@lemmy.sdf.org
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    10 months ago

    His second expression made for some loud guffaws at my house

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

…


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

…


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

…


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

…


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

…


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

…

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 4.11K users / day
  • 8.16K users / week
  • 14K users / month
  • 28.6K users / 6 months
  • 531 local subscribers
  • 31.6K subscribers
  • 13.9K Posts
  • 270K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Aer@lemmy.world
  • Striker@lemmy.world
  • WiildFiire@lemmy.world
  • Decoy321@lemmy.world
  • Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world
  • YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.11
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org