• MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    It’s crazy that people think JD Vance had sex with a couch. There’s no evidence JD Vance had sex with a couch. It’s liberals that are perpetuating the idea that JD Vance had sex with a couch. JD Vance has specifically denied that he has had bare skin contact with a couch within a 5 year period. It’s ludicrous that JD Vance was banned from a Cleveland area IKEA after having intercourse with a KIVIK Sofa Chaise.

    I’ll repeat, there is no evidence to believe JD Vance had sex with a couch. JD Vance is not a couchfucker.