• vzq
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    1 month ago

    You misunderstand the game here.

    I’ll repeat, there is no evidence to believe JD Vance had sex with a couch.

    That’s true

    JD Vance is not a couchfucker.

    No amount of fact checking can ever prove that conclusively. You can’t really prove a negative.

    So… JD VANCE, COUCHFUCKER EXTRAORDINAIRE