Based on that photo I expected the woman lessons to be “fight, bleed, groan” too.
They already know how to do those things, right boys!?
I’m sorry
I was ready for the second half. I was disappoint.
I fight bleed and groan monthly 🤷♀️
that’s why you don’t need to be taught those things. you need lessons on long hair and pink
Women, smh. Do we have to explain everything‽
I fight, bleed and groan every time I go to the toilet.
That phone # is for a Denny’s in LA too.
“Hi, can you teach my daughter to long hair?”
“Sir, this is a Denny’s.”
Why do men need to learn to groan? Are they giving birth?
Sounds like something someone who doesn’t know how to PINK would ask…
I’m a man, and I’d like to learn how to pink.
No! You must blue!
I blue myself!
Blue used to be for girls as it was seen as more “dainty,” while pink used to be associated with boys as it was seen as the stronger color. It didn’t change until the 1950s when some big advertising campaigns pushed pink as a feminine color exclusively for girls.
Yeah pink was man’s colour because it is the colour of just cooked steak.
I… I don’t think that’s the reason why.
Pink isn’t sort of actually a colour. Well, it is, but there’s no wavelength of light that corresponds to pink. We perceive pink when we see a certain combination of wavelengths together (red and purple.)
You are in luck. Pink was a verb before it was a color.
It’s super easy, you just use pinking shears!
Take off your skin.
feels like something the boys from Always Sunny posted
“It’s a bicep!”
He teaches to groan. NOTHING SEXUAL.
Needs more veins
Man I should offer lessons on adulting. Lesson 1, nobody is doing it well, everyone is faking. Lesson 2, we’re all jealous that you’re still a child, milk that shit. Lesson 3, stop listening to old man complain, go have fun.
I think that’s worth a hundred dollars right?
I think that’s called a “life coach”.
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Jokes on us, they are just scamming MAGAs for 1000s a session
This seems like a trap of some sort and people in general shouldn’t be left alone with either of them individually or at the same time.
Yeah, If I had kids, I would keep them as far away as possible from these people.
I’m no doctor, but that man is absolutely experiencing some kind of steroid-induced mania.
Otherwise, if it’s not real, it’s an excellent shitpost.
Someone reported that the number is for an L.A.'s Denny’s. As if the “pink” wasn’t a flag that it was a joke.
Can that dude BE on any more steroids?
I for one support him on his gender affirming medical procedures.
Yes, yes, there’s always room for max growth. If he really juices it up and eats a couple cows per day, he can get to that next level. Beefcaaaaaake!
Not without his heart exploding
As long as they don’t offer to teach poster design…
Whats funny to me is people who want for their kids something they see inadequate in themselves. Like obviously as a man you can’t teach your kids to be a man then you must not know how…
I kinda feel like that’s the entirety of good parenting. Some things have higher or lower priorities, but ideally, I want my children to be more competent than me in everything I know how to do and more.
I see that as a recipe for failure. Expectations are fine but when you expect for from someone else than you do yourself. Well that hypocrisy and will lead to either hate or neroticism. Every parent should just want their kids to be happy.
**pink**
How you do that?!
Sounds like you could use some lessons
Lmao they don’t know how to pink…
Do what?
“beach”
I’d like to know what happens if someone signs onto both lessons.
I have a feeling they wouldn’t appreciate it.
How would they react if they were told that they’re using the colors of the trans flag?
