I’m sure you’re joking, but finding the position of the sun is (or was) important for navigation too. Vikings used to use crystals to locate the sun when it was cloudy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunstone_(medieval)

No! You must blue!

Maryland is mostly a blue state, so he’s just trying to keep his seat.

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And a grub appetizer

The seems like the perfect chance to use that immunity. He should use it to sign an executive order to cancel all student debt based on the supreme court decision. Let the republicans object and force the court to either allow it or rule that the president doesn’t actually have immunity.

They gave us the aquaduct

I think he started wearing the belt because he lost a lot of weight from cancer.

He’s looking for gumby and pokey.

To expand, Windows NT was originally a microkernel system where all the drivers were in userspace. This is more stable but ended up being very slow. With NT 4, they started moving drivers into the kernel and it was really buggy in the beginning. It wasn’t until NT 4 SP3 that it was usable.

She should’ve just lassoed a passing moose.

There is a willow grows aslant a brook, That shows his hoar leaves in the glassy stream. There with fantastic garlands did she come Of crow-flowers, nettles, daisies, and long purples That liberal shepherds give a grosser name, But our cold maids do dead men’s fingers call them

This is actually true! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064940/characters/nm07998

I don’t think that’s true because I find strangers are a lot nicer to me when I wear a suit than they are when I wear a tshirt and jeans.

This is why you let everyone else get off the airplane first.

Isreal borders gaza on two sides. Why would they need to land troops?

I think the takeaway from this statement is trump takes some massive dumps.

Never get out of the boat!

Don’t kids know how to smoke from a coke can anymore?