I mean I was planning to visit in the next couple of years anyway I guess…

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    just remember that ich_iel has a lot of fun with literal translations of english words which can lead to very weird german.

    Nur erinnere, dass ich_iel ein Los des Spaßes mit literarischen Übersetzungen von englischen Wörtern hat, was zu seltsamen Deutsch bleien kann.

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    nie.

    please be advised that speaking german properly is super fucking hard compared to learning many other languages, and you don’t need german in germany for the most part.

    when I’m in germany I speak my shitty, broken german and they respond to me in english

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      That’s when you double down and tell them in German that you don’t speak English. That’ll confuse 'em.

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      My favorite phrase to use in all foreign countries is “Please forgive me, I am American.” It gets a laugh out of almost everyone even when terribly butchered in any language and most people will then attempt English for you.

      Except Parisians, who do not care. I think they would prefer I point and grunt to trying either English or my awful French.

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      Compared to other languages… If those other languages are Romantic, North Germanic, Dutch, Afrikaans, or Frisian. A majority of other languages are typically considered more difficult for people who only speak English.

      That being said, I found Russian way easier than German at first, but that quickly stops being the case… German shares a lot of semantic/syntactic similarities with English so you can reasonably assume that a lot of German constructions will easily translate to English, for Russian though it’s more unfamiliar and you have to put more effort into thinking Russian-y. The main thing that made German way harder at first is German declensions… ugh… Russian has a complex declension system but it’s extremely regular, while German declensions are pretty irregular and the declension of articles is especially bad because their forms overlap a lot. Adjective declension is similarly bad. German word order also fucked with me a lot but it’s decently rigid so you get it quickly.

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    I copy that and will increase production, if you ask I translate, you’re welcome.

    Sincerely, RatherMaybe.

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    Does anyone know what is the deal with the images (I assume it’s some kind of German meme) of people or characters with instant ramen on their head?

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    I was thinking about it for a while. The posts encouraged me. The prospect of possibly wanting to leave the US in the next year or two depending on things also makes me want to learn a second language.

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    A better reason to learn it is that anything you say in German sounds like swearing.

    Mein Hovercraft ist voll von Aalen!

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    Don’t learn german. As a german I always feel sorry for people who learn this language just for 80 million old people ^^

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      As a german I have to say learn whatever language you want, even if nobody speaks it.

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            Most of the classic big financial tech mainframes actually run on COBOL, at least in Europe. Though even those are very slowly being replaced, mostly by Java. Still, freelancers with COBOL specialty do rake in huge sums. It’s not only about the rare tech skills ( COBOL isn’t worse or harder than other languages, it’s just old and thus simple), it’s about having those skills combined with a sufficiently high security clearance.

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    I’d be interested in learning, because German is the biggest contributor to modern English along with French. Of course the split happened long, long ago, but still…

    It would have to be a couple years though, after I (knock on wood) am done getting to about B2/C1 on French.

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      German is the biggest contributor to modern English

      Common misconception. English and German are West Germanic languages with a common ancestor, whose ancestor in turn is common among Norwegian, Gothic, Saxon, etc etc. The only influence German has now is the odd loanword, like Weltschmerz and Schadenfreude. English loaned a lot of words from French a thousand years ago because Norman was the substrate language in England a thousand years ago and is still a sort of prestige language. Dutch is much the same but you never hear anyone say that.

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        The only influence German has now is the odd loanword, like Weltschmerz and Schadenfreude.

        Hahahahaha! XD

        Good luck, bro. (you’re gonna NEED it)

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    I find it hard to imagine learning a language that I don’t foresee myself using at least once a week IRL

    I’ve tried learning French and German but honestly I very rarely encounter speakers of those languages and can count on one hand the number that didn’t also speak English.

    I’ve been learning Spanish though for nearly a year to great success.

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      Du muss nicht unbedingt sprechen um eine Sprache zu benutzen. Du kannst auch z.b. Medien anschauen auf der Sprache, oder lesen. Das letzte Mal, dass ich jemanden zum Englisch sprechen hatte war auf einer Hochzeit, ist also auch eigentlich sehr selten.

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        Por supuesto que si, tienes razón. Pero si solamente quieres aprender un idioma, cualquier idioma, generalmente es mejor si tienes un uso práctico.

        Pero si tienes ganas de aprender un idioma particular, por favor aprendes de todos modos si tienes un usó o no.

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      This is why I struggle with the languages I want to learn. No use for them in the fay to day though I am sure I could find more German speakers than Scottish Gaelic

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      Now get this. I live in Montreal and three years in I can still barely understand français québécois, despite being immersed in it.

      Latin languages seem to be my nemesis.