TFW you’re so misogynistic you fuck only dudes
I dont fuck with women because women like dick and thats gay. Only way to have straight sex is just straight dude on stright dude action.
Hell yeah, bro. Continuing the noble tradition of the Spartans, who were so straight that they banged only dudes until the day they married their wife. When they consummated their marriage (ew) she had to shave her head and be in a dark room so that the husband wasn’t creeped out by a femoid partner.
Only way to have straight sex is just straight dude on stright dude action.
i always thought that gay-for-pay was only a fantasy, but i think i witnessed it last night; the bottom was so bored he yawned in the video. lol
Are you this guy? https://youtube.com/watch?v=zcQDlqT_6-k
i bet you can smell the projected self-loathing from 2 zip codes over
Petroleum? That tracks.
Jelly or reserves?
Yes.
Only (alpha males)
Gaslight, Obstruct, Project
Project
I said the real Project 2025.
Perfection.
I don’t want to be the killjoy here, but I do think this is the kind of too-perfect-to-be-true story one might find out a week later was fake news. I’m holding out for a Snopes entry.
Like remember how it was big news that people weren’t buying Corona beer during the early days of the pandemic because they confused the name? Fake news.
Not making a prediction here on this Grindr story, just urging skepticism until it’s confirmed.
And if it is true, I’ll laugh my ass off.
Update: A little over two months later and I just found the Snopes article. The whole claim started as satire and it seems like folks took it seriously.
I don’t know about crashing, but Grindr has always seen spikes at RNC and CPAC events. This gets brought up every time there’s an event.
It’s like the whole “Pentagon Pizza Meter” thing.
The screenshot doesn’t appear to be faked: https://downdetector.com/status/grindr/map/
Whether the data is correct is another question.
So it’s jam up in just about every major city? Looks like a general slow down to me.
Yep, just the major cities of NY, SF, LA, Seattle, and … Milwaukee
It’s like the 60th largest metro area in the states, so that’s definitely it!
When comparing it to another service that is used everywhere, like yahoo mail, Grindr appears to have more presence in Milwaukee.
https://downdetector.com/status/yahoo-mail/map/
Does that support op’s argument? Maybe, maybe not.
Downdetector is also going off of 100 user reports. Could just as likely be trolling.
Here’s a local paper reporting on it.
The Grindr user said on a normal day you’d encounter maybe 10 users with no profile photo, but Thursday, when he checked the app, he said he stopped counting at 50 blank profile photos.
It would be even funnier if Grindr intentionally turned the app off ahead of some big Republican gathering. See what shakes out.
Tbf Corona stock DID go down, probably much more than one would have expected given the economic turmoil of the time.
Fake or not, I’m not taking any actions based on it. It’s just a funny story. I don’t think we need to wait to laugh. We can assume it’s true and no harm will be done.
I like this story therefore it’s true
Many conservatives would be a lot less angry if they would just openly admit that they like cock.
But then they would be mad at themselves since the only strength they can muster in life is holding back.
… Does this mean the Republican Party is embracing the Gay Agenda?
Nah, just finding new ways to fuck the LGBTQ+ community.
Nah, its just a bunch of straight, masculine, white alpha males who fuck other straight, masculine, white alpha males.
nothin gay about it! /s
Only behind closed doors as they always have. Closeted homosexual self haters.
The GOP does not hug — that’s for their priests and children
OMG This hits home too closely growing up for me. 🫣
Big bunch of repressed & depressed dads who are taking advantage of their time away from the fam…
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Welp, when your self-identity is directly correlated to your political beliefs & said beliefs are inherently hateful & divisive against minorities, it’s pretty tough to be confidently open about your “real you”
Ugh. Did you have to make me imagine fucking a Republican?
So, which type did you imagine first? The fat rich owner republican? Or the undereducated poor “temporarily embarrassed billionaire”?
Sauce?
Mario Wonder
I once made out with a Republican. Then I found out she was a Republican. Fucking was not going to happen.
“I Just Had Sex” probably wouldn’t even touch the charts if it came out today… Those jokes were written in a simpler time.
Vote. Emphatically say “HUHN! You like that?!” with every check mark.
It’s too early in the morning for me to face the imagery of balls deep fascist on fascist action.
This person went undercover at CPAC and as a side project they made a fake Grindr profile. It’s right at the beginning of this video at 0:40.
Crazy that that video is 11 years old and still just as relevant.
Hell yeah, love deaddomain.
i like dead domain
A party that will make sure all dicks are licked.
Makes sense. J.D. Vance was in town.
I didn’t realize there were that many Log Cabin Republicans that attended this year…
Uh, that just looks like a population heat map, and Chicago would blend in with Milwaukee on this.
I get the joke, but it looks like it’s just having problems everywhere.
Is it having problems at all? Downdetector had 100 reports, which could just be trolling. Grindr’s status page says it’s been up the whole time.
I can’t independently verify this.
I’d venture a guess the service wasn’t really down, just overwhelmed by the higher-than-usual activity and timing out for many people.
Yeah, I get the joke, but this map does not show what people are implying it does, if grindr is even down at all.
“Everywhere” would imply the entire map is red, thanks.
No, because the map is showing how many reports they got. So it’s red where they got a lot of reports, and that correlates very tightly with where there are a lot of people, making the visualization kind of worthless.
Shut up and give me my Martha Stewart furry porn! 😁
No, a population heat map means it’s darker over the cities. There’s more reports in Chicago than say, middle of nowhere Montana because there are more people there to report. This map is reporting the locations people are when they report it is down. And the circles get bigger and darker the more reports from that area. So if it was down everywhere, you would see the biggest circles over the biggest cities, and smaller circles in smaller cities, just like in this map. You see NYC, Boston, Chicago, San Fran have the biggest ones, and then smaller cities like Minneapolis have smaller ones.
Same energy as this
I knew it was that Onion episode before I even clicked. Nice.
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