• spicy pancake@lemmy.zip
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      4 months ago

      if straight women got bleeped when they said “dyke” I’d have a way easier time dating 🫠

      just run up to a hot gal with a fake microphone like “TRIVIA POP QUIZ WHAT’S THE WORD FOR ‘an embankment for holding back water’!?”

      “[bleep]?”
      “correct thank you ma’am have a nice day”

      “dyke?”
      “correct! question 2 are you single and/or dating?”

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        4 months ago

        “TRIVIA POP QUIZ WHAT’S THE WORD FOR ‘an embankment for holding back water’!?”

        “A levee??”
        “… touchè”

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        4 months ago

        I’m confused - does the microphone have gaydar screening and auto-bleep capabilities? I would describe that as much more than a fake microphone.