• spicy pancake@lemmy.zip
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    2 months ago

    if straight women got bleeped when they said “dyke” I’d have a way easier time dating 🫠

    just run up to a hot gal with a fake microphone like “TRIVIA POP QUIZ WHAT’S THE WORD FOR ‘an embankment for holding back water’!?”

    “[bleep]?”
    “correct thank you ma’am have a nice day”

    “dyke?”
    “correct! question 2 are you single and/or dating?”

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      2 months ago

      “TRIVIA POP QUIZ WHAT’S THE WORD FOR ‘an embankment for holding back water’!?”

      “A levee??”
      “… touchè”

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      2 months ago

      I’m confused - does the microphone have gaydar screening and auto-bleep capabilities? I would describe that as much more than a fake microphone.