🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoAnon wants to be a vampiresh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square78fedilinkarrow-up1248
arrow-up1248imageAnon wants to be a vampiresh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agomessage-square78fedilink
minus-squareTriasha@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up40·2 months agoAnon has not considered the consequences of an entire nation of hungry vampires devoid of humans.
minus-squareSwemg@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 months agoWell we have cows, might as well have human farms. Maybe genetically modified human with pockets of blood on their belly
minus-squareBear_pile@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoI read this in Jim Gaffigan’s voice the way he says hot pockets
minus-squarelicheas@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agowhat? so you have to bend over? naw. put that blood pocket on their neck like nature intended.
Anon has not considered the consequences of an entire nation of hungry vampires devoid of humans.
Well we have cows, might as well have human farms. Maybe genetically modified human with pockets of blood on their belly
Delicious, juicy blood pockets.
I read this in Jim Gaffigan’s voice the way he says hot pockets
what? so you have to bend over? naw. put that blood pocket on their neck like nature intended.