• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Maybe everybody should just vote for me. I’ll end our support for Isreal. I’ll massively increase our support for Ukraine, and I’ll send George Clooney a birthday card every year with a pop-up middle finger, that pops out of a card that says “You’re getting older, you smug fuck!”

    Also bacon. Just…just bacon.