So nobody named Gary will live past 58? That’s sad.
Not if they stay in Britain. Yes, that’s a threat, get outta here Gary!
Is the NHS really that bad these days?
It’s Logan’s Run but for Garys.
I don’t think I’ve ever met a Gary.
Edit: I did more digging and this is false
Let’s clear this up - the last person to be called Gary WAS NOT BORN IN 1992 and they will not die out by 2050.
The story comes from the Daily Mash, a very funny site but really, when this quote was used, everyone should have known it was a joke:
“Logan, who tours maternity hospitals promoting the name Gary, said: ‘We’ve already lost Alan, the last Ken is living in a shed in Farnborough and the Lees that were once at every party claiming they knew martial arts are increasingly rare.’”
Still never met one though, but I’m Canadian.
Try Vault 108.
Imagine being a travelling name salesman. This takes brand promotion to a whole new level.
Time to put the last one in a vault and start cloning.
GARY?!?
Gary Gary Gary!
Even everyone’s favourite Gary Brannan, Gary Brannan?
He is clearly one of the treasured few
Probably for the better, if you think about what happens when a Gary gets Busey.
Smell ya later
Pictured: An endangered Gary in his natural habitat.
Gary Godspeed will never die!
Edit: This Gary is american, i think. Does it still count?
Whatever, Gary…
Aren’t they called Barry nowadays? Plenty of those cunts if you watch the news?
