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Missmuffet@lemmy.world to 196 · 1 year ago

I am the most powerful wizard rule

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I am the most powerful wizard rule

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Missmuffet@lemmy.world to 196 · 1 year ago
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    MEND BUTTCRACK

    • TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
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      This, followed by the instant diarrhea spell is a fatal combo if not properly countered

  • nifty@lemmy.worldBannedBanned from community
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    Jokes on you, I don’t wear socks hah!

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      moist socks appear from the ether and strap themselves to your feet

      • nifty@lemmy.worldBannedBanned from community
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        Further joke on you when I like that feel ^ . ^

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          you deserve to be trapped in a particularly hellish demiplane

          • nifty@lemmy.worldBannedBanned from community
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            Jokes on you when I take you with me 👹

    • TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world
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      I cast “lego-under-foot”

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      • rxin
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        deleted by creator

        • TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world
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          It appears inside your slipper 😈

    • not_that_guy05@lemmy.world
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      Jokes on them my socks are always wet.

      • festnt@sh.itjust.works
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        jokes on you the spell has a conditional effect when the socks are already wet and turns the socks into water!

  • Patapon Enjoyer@lemmy.world
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    For real, Prestigitation is the best spell in a wizard’s arsenal.

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      If you’re not using spells creatively to punch above your power level, you’re a shit wizard.

      • Patapon Enjoyer@lemmy.world
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        And by creatively I mean solve all your problems by shitting people’s pants.

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          i was so sure you were going to say casting fireball instead of shitting people’s pants

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            That is sometimes the result of Fireball

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    This actually worked IRL on me, a huge drip of water splashed directly onto my sock when I was pouring myself a glass 😱

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      a taste of my power

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    During and after college I worked out of a marina mostly wearing waders. My feet and socks were permanently damp for a solid five years.

    To this day I value dry, warm socks on my feet.

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    Toxoplasmosis is great and all but would you rather enjoy lil cat guys or have wet ass socks smh

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      I live in a 100% humidity area, this is a permanent debuff 😩😩😩😩

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      Sometimes if my feet get too hot , ill splash a little water on my socks to cool off, hopefully this answers your question. Both please

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      can i have normal moist-ish feet socks tho

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    My daughter cats this every night at bath time

  • FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io
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    Dark magic…

  • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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    Frieren level shenanigans

  • pixeltree
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    I’d rather that than have molten socks cast on me

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      They tend to harden after a little while!

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    I have reynaud’s.

    You have no power over me.

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