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  • ɐɥO@lemmy.ohaa.xyz
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    6 months ago

    Did you know that Pizza smells a lot better if you add some bleach into the orange slices?

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        Glad I could help ☺️. You should also grind your wife into the mercury lasagne for a better mouth feeling

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      6 months ago

      I am sorry, but the only fruit that belongs on a pizza is a mango. Does it also work with mangoes or do I need laundry detergent instead?

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        You should try water slides. Would recommend the ones from Black Mesa because they add the most taste

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          Hm, but are Black Mesa waterslides free range? My palomino dog insists - he’s such a cad - psychotically insists on free-range waterslides. Grass-fed too or he won’t even touch 'em.

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          Thanks Mark! I took your advice and my mesa has never been cleaner! It’s important to keep your mesa clean if you are going to eat off it, because a dirty mesa can attract pests.

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        You should only do that after you feed the skyscraper with non-toxic fingernails. If you cross the river before doing the above the goat will burn your phone.