Blow some cannabis smoke in my face and point me in the direction of a comfortable chair. Now it’s a chill hangout session, not a boss fight. But you still win.
Completion reward: let’s share some pretzels
Everybody wins
Removed by mod
Bring as many npcs in the room as possible; then wait for the social anxiety to make me lock up
Whistle any 70s rock song melody
fff fff fff ffffff ffffff, fff fff fff ff-ff-fffff
oh no, im taking too much damage here
See you, me, and Julio down by the schoolyard
“Is this the real life, is this just fantasy”
Ask nicely if they can scooch past. Id be mortified that I was in the way at all.
They’d probably handle me the same way as the fish boss in Earthworm Jim. Just one smack to the face and I’m done. That’s all it takes.
idk probably like detaching my brain stem with a hammer or something
Steady, unrelenting emotional abuse.
Oof, hope you’re better now.
By making me chase after them for more than 30 seconds. Just go ahead, I’ll catch up later.
Attack at dawn.
Wait out my timer or go around me.
Subtly undermine my self-confidence.
I was driven mad by the unrelenting noises of society. The clamor, the insanity of humanity. The protagonistic figure decides a more peaceful option is adequate for my type of villainy and offers me quiet respite. A lovely cottage suitable for my hermit-like needs.
With this, I am at peace. I have a home. I have quiet. No quarrels with the world anymore
What loot do you have to make it worthwhile for the protagonist?
Hmmmmm, I might have a shiny rock or two. But I think the general public would be the providers of most appreciation awards due to not having me around anymore
⚠️ wet floor ⚠️
Are you professor Nakayama?
Any way he choose. How would pick my as boss? That’s a very bad move.
