🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 months agoAnon catches his wifesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square78fedilinkarrow-up11.38K
arrow-up11.38KimageAnon catches his wifesh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 months agomessage-square78fedilink
minus-squareRightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up195·6 months agoAnd then everybody clapped
minus-squareVoyajer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up120·6 months agoWe need a bot that comments this for every single greentext
minus-squareborth@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up29·6 months agoThat sounds fun. How hard could it be?
minus-squaremorrowind@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up55·6 months agoI don’t see why it would be fake, there’s nothing unbelievable about it. I mean it is a greentext but there’s no reason to, y’know
minus-squareEvotech@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up60·6 months agoAnon has a wife Red flag right there
minus-squarefrezik@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up13·6 months agoThere’s also a point where you don’t have to care. It’s a good story and you can enjoy it on that basis.
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·6 months agoEven if it didn’t really happen to whoever wrote it, you know it’s really happened to someone at some point.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up46·6 months agoNo. Everyone had clap.
minus-squarefestnt@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up21·6 months agowhats a clap and how do i get one?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·6 months agoSink a putt at a golf competition. Those golf groupies will give you the clap.
minus-squaremad_asshatter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-26 months agoSong by Steve Howe. Clap - Steve Howe
minus-squareironhydroxide@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 months agoGo to a really shady strip club, you might find some clap there. More likely if you pay with meth.
minus-squareshundi82@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-26 months agoThe Chats - The Clap: https://youtu.be/POM_98oi0oo
minus-squarekebabsloblinkfedilinkarrow-up21·6 months agoNah there’s a grain of truth to this. If you don’t have lesbians in your social circle, you’re fucking stupid and missing out big
minus-squareTechnus@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up29·6 months agoNow taking applications for lesbian friends.
minus-squaremad_asshatter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·6 months agoI know one. She’s Canadian, and is homeschooled. She travels a lot, and doesn’t have a cell phone.
And then everybody clapped
We need a bot that comments this for every single greentext
That sounds fun. How hard could it be?
I don’t see why it would be fake, there’s nothing unbelievable about it. I mean it is a greentext but there’s no reason to, y’know
Anon has a wife
Red flag right there
Also a gf. And a friend. Triple flag
There’s also a point where you don’t have to care. It’s a good story and you can enjoy it on that basis.
Even if it didn’t really happen to whoever wrote it, you know it’s really happened to someone at some point.
No.
Everyone had clap.
whats a clap and how do i get one?
Sink a putt at a golf competition.
Those golf groupies will give you the clap.
Song by Steve Howe.
Clap - Steve Howe
Go to a really shady strip club, you might find some clap there. More likely if you pay with meth.
The Chats - The Clap:
https://youtu.be/POM_98oi0oo
Nah there’s a grain of truth to this. If you don’t have lesbians in your social circle, you’re fucking stupid and missing out big
Now taking applications for lesbian friends.
I know one.
She’s Canadian, and is homeschooled.
She travels a lot, and doesn’t have a cell phone.